Sh** GM's Says (Trade edition)

Actual conversations during trade talks:

GM#1:  Of course...i will make you a fair offer.  don't worry.

Bombers:  That's like a guy @ hs prom telling his date he won't screw her - don't worry.  

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GM#3:  Awwwww...looks like (GM A) lost out.  (With regards to the blockbuster deal involving Mike Richards going to Storm)

Bombers:  Maybe I'll offer him the exact same package and players that was offered to him, but with a few less players than what Storm offered. 

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Bullies:  [I] feel cheated by your nego[t]iating tactics... (Being forced to trade Stoll to Bombers)

Bombers:  You have no BATNA bro.