Submitted by thrashers on Mon, 02/21/2011 - 19:51
Rage, anger, and bomb explosions emanated from the caves of Afghanistan following the Thrashers' post-allstar break collapse. Unconfirmed CIA sources reveal that Thrashers GM Kelvin Lau is tired of the teams' run and gun style of game, anchored by ancient defencemen who have forgotten how to skate.
